Erotic Museum, Amsterdam

If you’re expecting something shockingly explicit, you’ve got the wrong address. The Erotic Museum takes a more artistic approach, showcasing everything from paintings and sculptures to vintage photographs and prints—all tied together by the theme of eroticism. It’s an ongoing celebration of how art and sensuality intertwine, offering a different perspective on what you’ll find in the Red Light District.

The experience begins with an unforgettable sight: a mannequin mid-orgasm astride a rather spirited mechanical dildo. Inside, you’ll find a blend of contemporary erotic works, wax figures, historical gadgets, and even century-old erotic photos. It’s not exactly the place for the overly modest, but if you’re in Amsterdam, it’s a one-of-a-kind stop that adds a touch of cheeky intrigue to your itinerary.

And here’s the kicker: the building’s gable stone still reads “God is myn burgh” (God is my fortress). A deliciously ironic detail that perfectly sums up Amsterdam’s knack for mixing the unexpected.